Monday, March 19, 2007

"Independent-Democrat" Lieberman Gets Big Bucks From "Dependent-Republicans"

Whoever says that Joe Lieberman is a turncoat and liar, ought to look at how much good it did him to be the first ever "Independent-Democrat." Information recently released shows that "Just Say Joe" brought in more than $1.5 million from GOP donors in the last weeks of his 2006 campaign, with a little help from his friends in the White House.

However, many of the GOP (Republican for: Grand Odd Party) doners are now claiming that they are not in fact Republicans but rather part of a new party called "Dependent-Republicans." Pete Coors, (yes just out of rehab for his DUI) the loaded owner of the beer company said, "Republican! Republican! we don't need no Republicans!!" Coors went on to state, after tough questioning by reporters, "NO, I was NOT drunk when I contributed to Joe Lieberman's Independent-Democrat party. I thought it was a Republican political action committee."

Numerous other heretofore Republican donors are now claiming similar confusing stories; or more disturbing for the GOP, they have claimed to have switched affiliation to the "Dependent-Republican" party. It has not been substantiated, but many insiders point out that most of these donors are dependent on something.

Lieberman has announced that he is courting with the "Dependent-Republicans" in an effort to swindle his way into another six years as a Senator when his term is up.

"Never too old for a party," said Lieberman.

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