Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Gonzalez Shaves Mustache: Bush Unimpressed
While under fire for firing a number of United States Attorneys while he jokingly yelled, "viva la revolution" Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, was seen to be acting more like one of those bandits in a Clint Eastwood movie then the highest ranking law enforcement officer in the United States. President Bush, who had told aids, "I never liked that mustache, it makes him look evil" had finally called his "amigo" into the office for a meeting.
After several tense hours with a frustrated President Bush, Gonzalez relented and agreed to shave the mustache. A defeated Gonzalez, complained to confidants, "what more can I do to get these reporters off my back. I mean they were only U.S. Attorneys!"